Nick Cannon’s Testicles Insured for $10 Million, Earns ‘Most Valuable Balls’ Title

Nick Cannon, the American entertainer known for his numerous children and high-profile relationships, has taken an unexpected step by insuring his testicles for $10 million.

This action, facilitated by Dr. Squatch, a natural men’s soap and personal care company, was completed through MMA/Momentous to give Cannon’s testicles extra protection.

Using Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool, Cannon’s testicles were evaluated based on factors such as size, favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers. At 43 years old, Cannon has 12 children with six different women and expressed his gratitude for the recognition and the insurance.

In response to those suggesting he should stop having kids, Cannon stated that he is doubling down on his “valuable balls” and future children. He thanked Dr. Squatch for giving his testicles the credit they deserve and for providing the necessary protection to continue expanding his family.

Nick Cannon joins other celebrities who have insured their body parts. Rihanna reportedly insured her legs for $1 million, while Cannon’s ex-wife Mariah Carey insured her voice and legs for $35 million each.

Cannon’s journey into fatherhood began in 2011 with the birth of twins Moroccan and Monroe with ex-wife Carey. He also has sons Golden and Rise, and daughter Powerful with Brittany Bell; twins Zion and Zillion and daughter Beautiful with Abby De La Rosa; son Legendary with Bre Tiesi; and daughter Onyx with LaNisha Cole. Additionally, he shares two children with Alyssa Scott: son Zen, who tragically passed away at five months old, and daughter Halo Marie Cannon, born in December 2022.

In a previous interview, Cannon hinted at the possibility of having more children in the future, stating that while God decides when they are done, he believes he has his hands full but remains focused and open to more children even at 85 years old.

This move by Cannon highlights his commitment to protecting his unique legacy and future family plans as he continues to navigate his career and personal life.